Article 5GMRR Bernie Madoff Assigned To Cushy Circle Of Hell For White-Collar Sinners

Bernie Madoff Assigned To Cushy Circle Of Hell For White-Collar Sinners

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FIRST CIRCLE, HELL-Able to partake in many of the freedoms afforded to those who still walk the Earth, the soul of disgraced financier and convicted scam artist Bernie Madoff was assigned to a cushy circle of Hell reserved for white-collar sinners, sources from the afterlife confirmed Thursday. It barely even counts...

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