Article 5GZVC Slaughterhouse Cow Frets Over Personal Contributions To Climate Change

Slaughterhouse Cow Frets Over Personal Contributions To Climate Change

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VICTORIA, KS-Expressing concerns about her role in negatively impacting the planet, a local cow on her way to be slaughtered Friday was reportedly fretting about her personal contributions to climate change. When I consider all the ozone-depleting methane I carelessly emitted over the course of my lifetime, it makes...

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