Oscar Attendees Flee As Actors Featured During In Memoriam Segment Crawl Out Of Screen, Devour Gary Oldman
LOS ANGELES-Screaming in terror at the approaching hordes of hissing, red-eyed former celebrities, attendees at the 93rd Academy Awards fled Sunday as the actors featured during the ceremony's In Memoriam" segment crawled out of the screen and began devouring Gary Oldman. Oh Christ, now Aaron Sorkin's lying in a...