Article 5H62X Sweat-Drenched Woman Types Frantically As Countdown Threatens To Release Temporarily Reserved Show Tickets

Sweat-Drenched Woman Types Frantically As Countdown Threatens To Release Temporarily Reserved Show Tickets

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PROVIDENCE, RI-Wiping beads of sweat from her brow as the web page's 5-minute time limit rapidly approached zero, local woman Justine Nichols typed frantically Wednesday as a countdown threatened to release temporarily reserved show tickets. Oh my God, oh my God, hurry up, I don't have time for this," whispered a...

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