Article 5HTPZ Young Mare Can’t Believe Stallion She Slept With Lied To Her About Being 5-2 Favorite In Preakness Stakes

Young Mare Can’t Believe Stallion She Slept With Lied To Her About Being 5-2 Favorite In Preakness Stakes

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BALTIMORE-Cursing herself out for ever having been so gullible, local mare Persephone couldn't believe the stallion she slept with Friday had lied to her about being a 5-2 betting odds favorite in the Preakness Stakes. That son of a bitch wasn't even in the race," said the young thoroughbred, who shook her head at a...

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