Article 5J0ZP Boyfriend Mainly Kept Around As Deterrent

Boyfriend Mainly Kept Around As Deterrent

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MINNEAPOLIS-Remarking that his mere presence made people think twice about bothering her, local woman Alice Dutton told reporters Wednesday that her boyfriend of three years, Jeff Engert, was primarily kept around as a deterrent. I really enjoy spending time with Jeff, because whenever we're together, I don't get...

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