Article 5J2EM Oval Office Closed For Cleaning After Major Biden Vomits Partially Digested Secret Service Agent Onto Carpet

Oval Office Closed For Cleaning After Major Biden Vomits Partially Digested Secret Service Agent Onto Carpet

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WASHINGTON-White House sources revealed Thursday that the Oval Office had been temporarily closed for cleaning after President Biden's dog Major vomited a partially digested Secret Service agent onto the carpet. Major is in good health and resting comfortably, and the office will be open as soon as a maintenance crew...

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