Article 5J485 Conservative Man Misses Days When U.S. Army Was 2 Inches Tall, Green, And Plastic

Conservative Man Misses Days When U.S. Army Was 2 Inches Tall, Green, And Plastic

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MINNETONKA, MN-Calling the armed forces of today a far cry" from the honorable soldiers he recalled from his upbringing, local conservative resident Phil Hayes told reporters Friday he longed for a bygone era when the U.S. Army was 2 inches tall, green, and plastic. When I was young, every man in the Army respected...

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