Article 5J9K4 Surgeon Totally Blanks On What He Cut Open Patient For

Surgeon Totally Blanks On What He Cut Open Patient For

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LEWISTON, ME-Racking his brain for any potential explanation, local surgeon Sergio Mitchell totally blanked Wednesday on what he cut open a patient for. Now why the hell did I make this giant slit again?" said Mitchell of the 6-inch-long transverse incision he made across his subject's abdomen with a No. 10 scalpel,...

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