Friends Agree To Take Away Drunk Man’s Car Keys, Jangle Them Just Out Of His Reach
by from on (#5JCGF)
BOSTON-In a decision deemed the ideal course of action given his inebriated state, sources at Garfinkel's bar confirmed Friday that the friends of local drunk man Brian Wendell agreed it would be best if they took away his car keys and jangled them just out of his reach. Brian is pretty fucked up right now, so it...