Article 5K574 ‘You’re Going To Want To Take 3 Quick Lefts’ Says Passenger Expertly Hiding That He Fucked Up Directions

‘You’re Going To Want To Take 3 Quick Lefts’ Says Passenger Expertly Hiding That He Fucked Up Directions

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MORRISTOWN, NJ-Warning that if you pass the high school you should just keep going because this way is actually quicker, local man Zach Bishop told sources Wednesday that you want to take three quick lefts" while expertly hiding that he fucked up his directions. You want to turn on Budd and then Searing, then quick...

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