Article 5KM65 Nation’s Moms Announce There No Way In Hell You’re Sleeping Until Noon Every Day This Summer

Nation’s Moms Announce There No Way In Hell You’re Sleeping Until Noon Every Day This Summer

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WASHINGTON-Barging into your bedroom and turning on the lights, the nation's moms announced Monday that there was no way in hell you're sleeping until noon every day this summer. I don't care if you have to go to bed early every night, if that's what it takes, but you're not about to just piss away your summer...

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