Man Arriving Late To Meet Friends At Restaurant Banished To Farthest Reaches Of Table
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PORTLAND, ME-Mere moments after arriving late to a dinner with friends at Daniel's Restaurant and Pub, 33-year-old software engineer Gregory Lasman found himself banished to the furthest reaches of the table, sources confirmed Friday. Eyewitness accounts revealed that for the offense of arriving 12 minutes after the...