Article 5KTEE ‘Someone’s Gotta Occupy Afghanistan,’ Grumbles Dick Cheney, Shoving Firearms Into Suitcase

‘Someone’s Gotta Occupy Afghanistan,’ Grumbles Dick Cheney, Shoving Firearms Into Suitcase

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WILSON, WY-Following news that the military withdrawal had ramped up after U.S. troops pulled out of Bagram Airfield, former Vice President Dick Cheney was overheard Friday muttering Someone's gotta occupy Afghanistan" as he shoved a cache of firearms into a suitcase. It's a dirty job, keeping those terrorists in...

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