Child Being Teased About Having Crush Angrily Asserts He Incapable Of Love
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GRAPEVINE, TX-Taking a defiant stand as children taunted him, local 9-year-old Trevor Larson denied having a crush on fellow fourth-grader Abby Hinsdale and vehemently asserted that he was incapable of love, sources confirmed Wednesday. Nuh-uh, no way do I like Abby! She's a butter-face, plus something inside of me...