Deadbeat Bird Deems Human Touching Eggs Good Enough Reason To Abandon Nest
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NASHVILLE, IN-Immediately taking off from his roost without a second look back, a local deadbeat bird reportedly deemed the human touching its eggs Monday as a good enough reason to abandon its nest. Ah damn, I really wanted to raise those eggs, but I guess them's the breaks," said the American robin, who flapped his...