Ms. Pac-Man Can Already Tell Guy At Helm Drunk As Hell
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NORTHBROOK, IL-Frustrated by his obvious level of intoxication, Ms. Pac-Man could reportedly tell within moments that the man currently operating her Friday was drunk as fuck. Christ, as soon as this dude slammed his meaty paw down on the one player' button, I knew he was completely hammered," said Ms. Pac-Man,...