Article 5MH37 Patrolling West Bank Just Not Same Without Big Cone Of Chunky Monkey In Hand

Patrolling West Bank Just Not Same Without Big Cone Of Chunky Monkey In Hand

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HEBRON, WEST BANK-Lamenting the loss of his favorite summer treat, Israeli soldier Avi Berman told reporters Friday that patrolling the West Bank just wasn't the same without a big cone of Chunky Monkey in his hand. I used to spend all summer walking down the streets, assault rifle in one hand, big ol' waffle cone in...

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