Article 5MH8S Dozens Of Athletes Incinerated After Being Attracted To Sight Of Glowing Olympic Flame

Dozens Of Athletes Incinerated After Being Attracted To Sight Of Glowing Olympic Flame

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TOKYO-Wide-eyed and moving in a trance-like state as the bright light drew them forth, dozens of athletes were incinerated Friday during the opening ceremony of the Olympics, with reports confirming the world-class competitors were unable to resist the tantalizing glow of the Olympic flame. It is with a heavy heart...

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