Cowboys Sign Young 70-Year-Old Backup To Compete With Jerry Jones For Owner Job
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ARLINGTON, TX-Hoping to light a fire under the executive after years of poor performance, the Dallas Cowboys signed a young 70-year-old backup owner on Tuesday to compete with Jerry Jones for his job. We love Jerry, but he just hasn't been performing to his full potential the past few decades, so we thought the time...