Astronomers Announce God’s Penis Will Be Visible In Night Sky For First Time In Millennia
HOUSTON-Calling it an extraordinary, once-in-a-lifetime" celestial event, astronomers announced Tuesday that the Lord God Almighty's penis would be visible in the night sky for the first time in a millennia. Tonight, for the first time in over 1,000 years, the Holy Father's divine phallus will descend from Heaven...