Panicked Danny DeVito Runs Out Of Anti-Growth Serum That Keeps Him Under 5 Feet
BROOKLYN, NY-Scouring every cabinet and drawer in a frantic search for the remedy, a panicked Danny DeVito ran out of the anti-growth serum that keeps him under five feet, sources confirmed Friday. Shit, shit, shit, where is it?!" said the alarmed actor as his body began to rapidly expand, sprouting six-pack abs,...