Article 5PCXM Gravedigger Quietly Hangs Out On Periphery Of Funeral To See If Anybody Compliments The Hole

Gravedigger Quietly Hangs Out On Periphery Of Funeral To See If Anybody Compliments The Hole

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CENTERVILLE, OH-Hoping to overhear a kind word from the assembled mourners, local gravedigger Derek Finnegan was reportedly hanging out on the periphery of a funeral Friday to see if anybody complimented his hole. I'll just linger a little longer behind this tree to see if someone mentions the flawless right angles...

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