Can Of Soup Wounded By Proclamation That There Nothing To Eat In House
by from on (#5PCZN)
MEDDYBEMPS, ME-Wincing at the use of a phrase that did not even place it within the realm of edible objects, a can of Campbell's soup was said to be deeply hurt Friday when local homeowner Mike Knutson proclaimed there was not a goddamn thing to eat" in his house. The guy's talking as if I weren't sitting right here...