Nation Doesn’t Have Anything Left To Enjoy Once Scented Candle Burns Out
by from on (#5Q1NG)
SALEM, OR-Bemoaning their fates as the brief distraction came closer to its inevitable end, the U.S. populace announced Monday that they don't have anything left to enjoy once a lavender-scented candle burns out. Man, it was really nice when I first lit the candle-I liked the match part, especially-but now I'm...