Article 5Q1NG Nation Doesn’t Have Anything Left To Enjoy Once Scented Candle Burns Out

Nation Doesn’t Have Anything Left To Enjoy Once Scented Candle Burns Out

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SALEM, OR-Bemoaning their fates as the brief distraction came closer to its inevitable end, the U.S. populace announced Monday that they don't have anything left to enjoy once a lavender-scented candle burns out. Man, it was really nice when I first lit the candle-I liked the match part, especially-but now I'm...

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