Article 5QDWH Nation’s Aging Couples Announce They More Friends Than Lovers By This Point

Nation’s Aging Couples Announce They More Friends Than Lovers By This Point

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WASHINGTON-Confirming that the sexual aspect of their relationships had faded long ago, the nation's aging couples announced Wednesday that they were more friends than lovers by this point. After decades of living together, we've found that simple companionship is more important to us than gratifying physical urges,"...

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