Article 5R41Q Rest Of Band Wishes Chris Martin Liked Dakota Johnson Enough To Break Up Coldplay

Rest Of Band Wishes Chris Martin Liked Dakota Johnson Enough To Break Up Coldplay

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LOS ANGELES-Bemoaning the fact that the relationship hadn't yet gotten deep enough to cause any serious rifts, the other members of Coldplay confirmed Monday they wished that Chris Martin liked Dakota Johnson enough to break up the band. We thought that maybe when they moved in together earlier this year that it was...

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