Article 5RRE1 Distracted God Accidentally Puts Baby’s Soul In Envelope To Utility Company

Distracted God Accidentally Puts Baby’s Soul In Envelope To Utility Company

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THE HEAVENS-Realizing His error after Heaven's holy lights were shut off, a distracted God, Our Lord, and Heavenly Father accidentally put a baby's soul in an envelope Wednesday to the utility company. Shit, shit, shit, I can't believe I unintentionally sent that baby's soul to the electric company," said The Divine...

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