Article 5RSX4 Congress Approves Empty Paper Towel Roll For NASA To Use As Telescope

Congress Approves Empty Paper Towel Roll For NASA To Use As Telescope

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WASHINGTON-In a display of its ongoing commitment to the pursuit of scientific knowledge, Congress passed a measure Thursday approving the acquisition of an empty paper towel roll for NASA to use as a telescope. Thanks to this generous act, our scientists will soon be able to cover up one eye, squint through a...

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