Serta Recalls 200,000 Mercy Killing Pillows
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DORAVILLE, GA-Acknowledging its culpability in a recent series of botched euthanasia attempts, international bedding giant Serta expressed remorse Wednesday and issued a recall for 200,000 of the company's mercy killing pillows. We wish to apologize to customers who were unable to put a loved one out of their misery...