Article 5SC90 Nation Nearly Strings Together 3 Good Days In Row

Nation Nearly Strings Together 3 Good Days In Row

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WASHINGTON-Snapping their fingers and hanging their heads in disappointment, the nation confirmed Friday that they nearly strung together three good days in a row. Oh shucks, just a few more hours there and we would have had a hat trick," said Andrew Heitzman, one of 330 millions visibly downcast Americans who loudly...

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