Article 5SJ4Y Hertz Hopeful New Football Player Spokesperson Doesn’t Murder Two People This Time Around

Hertz Hopeful New Football Player Spokesperson Doesn’t Murder Two People This Time Around

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ESTERO, FL-Calling the recent signing of Tom Brady exciting as long as it goes better than last time," Hertz CEO Paul Stone told reporters Wednesday that they hoped signing a football player as a spokesperson would not end with two people being murdered again. We're excited Tom is part of the Hertz team, but we got...

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