Article 5T083 Nation Attempts To Fall Asleep By Doing Little Impression Of Sleeping

Nation Attempts To Fall Asleep By Doing Little Impression Of Sleeping

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SAN FRANCISCO-Climbing into bed in hopes of getting a solid night's rest for once, a tired, bleary-eyed nation announced Sunday night that it would now attempt to fall asleep by doing a little impression of sleeping. All snuggled up and ready to sleep-here I go!" said 26-year-old Bay Area resident Daphne Halloway,...

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