Article 5T4AV Somewhat Athletic Couple Gives Birth To Potential Division III Lacrosse Player

Somewhat Athletic Couple Gives Birth To Potential Division III Lacrosse Player

by
from The Onion on (#5T4AV)
4459ef0f046c7be1f8eecda880d1bdb4.png

SPARTANBURG, SC-Friends and relatives were reportedly making predictions about the new baby's sporting prospects Thursday after a somewhat athletic couple gave birth to a potential Division III lacrosse player. Man, knowing who his parents are, Callum could be in the 60th, 65th percentile in terms of raw speed, and I...

Read more...

External Content
Source RSS or Atom Feed
Feed Location https://www.theonion.com/rss
Feed Title The Onion
Feed Link https://theonion.com/
Reply 0 comments