Article 5T7TQ Nation’s Next Of Kin Exhausted From Constantly Identifying Bodies

Nation’s Next Of Kin Exhausted From Constantly Identifying Bodies

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WASHINGTON-In an urgent plea to authorities asking for a break from the emotionally draining duty, America's next of kin announced Monday that they were exhausted and depleted from years of continually identifying dead bodies. Sometimes it feels as if our only purpose in life is to head down to the morgue and help...

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