You must never press the original Razr’s forbidden internet button

The first phone I ever owned was a Motorola Razr. The Razr's buttons are some of the finest ever to grace a mobile device. The keypad is laser-etched out of a sheet of shimmering aluminum, and when pressed, ignites in a lambent blue glow that looked like the sci-fi future.

But there was one button that I was terrified to press. In all my years of owning a Razr, I can't say I tapped it more than once or twice, and never on purpose: the internet button.

A lot of much younger people will never understand the dread that these internet buttons filled us with in the early 2000s. Whether true or not, I didn't know anyone who was not terrified of accidentally pressing one of these buttons on their phones and racking up a massive bill, or rushing through your prepaid card.

Times certainly have changed.