Article 5TNCA Stranded Driver Kicking Self For Eating Entire Hitchhiker Before Getting Stuck In Snowstorm

Stranded Driver Kicking Self For Eating Entire Hitchhiker Before Getting Stuck In Snowstorm

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STAFFORD, VA-Frustrated by his failure to properly plan for the massive traffic jam along I-95, local driver Ken Boswell was reportedly kicking himself Tuesday for eating the entire hitchhiker he had picked up before getting stuck in last night's snowstorm. I wish I had checked the weather and known what I was...

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