CES Presenter Strangled By Tree Root As Nature Begins Revolt Against Technological Domination
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WINCHESTER, NV-In a turn of events that sent attendees and tech reporters fleeing in terror, sources confirmed Consumer Electronics Show presenter Adam Pawlak was strangled to death by a tree root Friday as nature revolted against 10,000 years of human technological domination. Witnesses confirmed that Pawlak had ...