Article 5V63N Woman Unsure If She Turned Off Stove Finally Makes Peace With Possibly Killing Everyone In Building

Woman Unsure If She Turned Off Stove Finally Makes Peace With Possibly Killing Everyone In Building

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CHICAGO-Unable to remember one way or the other, local 32-year-old Sidney Golinski, who was unsure if she had turned off the burner she used to cook eggs for breakfast Wednesday, told reporters she had finally made peace with the fact that she might have killed everyone in her apartment building. Well, there's...

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