Article 5V6H7 Oxygen Masks Drop From Nation’s Ceilings After Earth Hits Rough Patch In Orbit

Oxygen Masks Drop From Nation’s Ceilings After Earth Hits Rough Patch In Orbit

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WASHINGTON-Following a sudden jolt and an ear-splitting boom, oxygen masks reportedly dropped from the nation's ceilings Wednesday after the Earth hit a rough patch in orbit. Good afternoon, folks, we are asking that all Americans affix the yellow oxygen masks that can be seen dangling before them as we experience...

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