Article 5V9CS Adele Postpones Vegas Residency Rather Than Give Up Seat At Hot Slot Machine

Adele Postpones Vegas Residency Rather Than Give Up Seat At Hot Slot Machine

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LAS VEGAS-Waving away her manager and Colosseum bookers, renowned pop musician Adele announced the postponement of her Las Vegas residency Friday, reportedly to avoid giving up her seat at a hot slot machine. I was so looking forward to performing, but goddamn, I'm on one hell of a hot streak," the Grammy-winning...

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