Article 5VEKP Police Flip Through Unsolved Crimes To See What Else They Can Pin On Mentally Disabled Man

Police Flip Through Unsolved Crimes To See What Else They Can Pin On Mentally Disabled Man

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HOUSTON, TX-Pleased by the unexpected boon to their department, local police officers reportedly flipped through a list of unsolved crimes Wednesday to see what else they could pin on Andy Poulton, the mentally disabled man currently in their custody. Let's see, we've got a whole bunch of open burglaries and assault...

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