Article 5VGZB Error'd: Time After Time

Error'd: Time After Time

by
Lyle Seaman
from The Daily WTF on (#5VGZB)

This week's submissions really aren't about time, they'vejust been sitting around a bit and need to get used up beforethey go bad. Or as the maestro used to say: "You might as well eat it... I'm only going to throw it away!"

An anonymous reader waffles "I do want to answer but I'm only half sure."

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Before things get too much better, you might appreciatethis memorial of a downturn from Adam R. who does the math for us "It was such a bad day in the stock market today, the Dow lost over 4.5 times its value."

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"Could be meat, could be cake!" Them's fighting words, asJacques belts out. "HIS NAME WAS ROBERT PAULSON!" More calmly, he explains "Google is a little bit confused too. He was born Marvin, but changed that to Michael." Well. One out of two ain't bad.

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Sportsball fanBruce W. scored a goal with this screenshot of a recent result. "14 touchdowns in 51 minutes!" he gushed. Can a fellow football follower explain? Is this in fact impossibleor just very highly improbable?

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One day, we'll look back on this and laugh but for nowChad M. is crying. "If only the cryptocurrency I was trying to withdraw was REALLY worth 9 trillion dollars."

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