Article 5VH7W Jesus Christ Starts Rival Eternal Paradise After Family Rift

Jesus Christ Starts Rival Eternal Paradise After Family Rift

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THE COSMOS-In an acrimonious parting of ways that follows more than two millennia of heavenly collaboration, Jesus Christ, the King of Kings and Lord of Lords, announced Friday He had started a rival eternal paradise after a bitter falling out with family. Due to differing visions of what the future of heaven should...

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