Article 5VPPP Study Finds Only 97% Of Eye Contact Sexual In Nature

Study Finds Only 97% Of Eye Contact Sexual In Nature

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NEW YORK-In a finding that reverses decades of conventional scientific wisdom, a sociological study from Columbia University revealed Wednesday that only 97% of eye contact is sexual in nature. Our research suggests that a stunning 3% of all cases of a coworker, friend, or complete stranger making momentary eye...

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