Article 5VR2B Centuries Of Agricultural Inbreeding Produce Apple With Warped, Protruding Jaw

Centuries Of Agricultural Inbreeding Produce Apple With Warped, Protruding Jaw

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SALEM, OR-In an unsettling development that elicited gasps and whispered horror from local townspeople, orchard sources reported Thursday that centuries of agricultural inbreeding had produced an apple with a warped, protruding jaw. They've tried to keep the Granny Smith bloodline pure for 150 years, but nature...

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