Article 5W8Q1 Painted Rocksnail Knows It Really Fucked If Animal As Cute As Koala Now Endangered

Painted Rocksnail Knows It Really Fucked If Animal As Cute As Koala Now Endangered

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WOLF CREEK, AL-Reacting with dismay to news that the beloved marsupial faced an extinction threat, a member of the painted rocksnail species of mollusks told reporters Thursday it was really fucked if an animal as cute as a koala had become endangered. I've just got to face reality here and own up to the fact that if...

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