Article 5WNTG Crows Evolve New Blond Look Concluding 17-Million-Year Goth Phase

Crows Evolve New Blond Look Concluding 17-Million-Year Goth Phase

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BERKELEY, CA-Explaining that the moody species had matured, researchers at the University of California, Berkeley announced Wednesday that crows had evolved a new blond look after concluding their 17-million-year goth phase. Finally, after millions of years of unnecessary angst and aggression, the Corvus...

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