Desperate Americans Violently Fight Over Oil-Covered Bird
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GULF SHORES, MS-Sprinting down the beach while the confused animal squawked, flapped its wings, and attempted to flee, Americans who were desperate to find cheap fuel Wednesday reportedly fought tooth and nail over an oil-covered bird. Give me that-it's mine, do you hear me, it's mine!" yelled hundreds of U.S....