Article 5X372 Scientists Report Blue Jays Mate For Life But That’s Like, What, 7 Years, So Who Gives A Shit

Scientists Report Blue Jays Mate For Life But That’s Like, What, 7 Years, So Who Gives A Shit

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ITHACA, NY-Shedding new light on the mating behavior of the bird species native to eastern North America, scientists at the Cornell Lab of Ornithology reported Monday that blue jays mate for life, but that's like, what, seven years, so who gives a shit? While blue jays have one partner for their entire life span,...

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